December 2009
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amyyy:
The Onion — Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
“Have you ever seen someone who’s stoked? They’re all like, “Dude, dude…. try these nachos.”
(I can’t stop laughing at this)
I got so stoked watching this.
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Internet dating is like a buffet. There is a lot of choices, but the quality...
– me
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911 what's your emergency
911: What's your emergency
Me: I need to report a pedestrian stuck by a vehicle
911: Where are you at?
Me: On Willow Road heading East
911: What's the nearest cross street
Me: At the decline of the 101 overpass
911: What city are you in?
Me: I'm in Menlo Park
911: Hold on. I'm going to call Menlo Park for you
911: I have an ambulance on the way.
Me: Thank you.
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purple tomato
I just had a dream that I was eating a burger with purple tomato. And then my coworker drove up in an orange van from the 80’s to pick up my other coworker.
Weird!