December 2009
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
WatchWatch
amyyy: The Onion — Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked “Have you ever seen someone who’s stoked? They’re all like, “Dude, dude…. try these nachos.” (I can’t stop laughing at this) I got so stoked watching this.
Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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“Internet dating is like a buffet. There is a lot of choices, but the quality...”
– me
Dec 15th
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Dec 5th
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911 what's your emergency
911: What's your emergency
Me: I need to report a pedestrian stuck by a vehicle
911: Where are you at?
Me: On Willow Road heading East
911: What's the nearest cross street
Me: At the decline of the 101 overpass
911: What city are you in?
Me: I'm in Menlo Park
911: Hold on. I'm going to call Menlo Park for you
911: I have an ambulance on the way.
Me: Thank you.
Dec 4th
ListenHear The Norah Jones Interview On ‘Morning...
Dec 3rd
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purple tomato
I just had a dream that I was eating a burger with purple tomato.  And then my coworker drove up in an orange van from the 80’s to pick up my other coworker. Weird!
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